TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: brodie Bought One Name, 44Colt Bought a Roster
Every dynasty has a GM who keeps making the same move, which is collapsing a pile of usable players into one name he…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
P. Giddey
GM: alecb5
Playoff Field
14–7
2025 final · #3 in league · 7251 pts
Coverage
TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: One Wemby Against Three Bodies and a Lottery Rookie
Back on June 24 we graded this one on faith, because half of it was still a promise. goochshot sent Victor Wembanyama…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
FRAUDFraud Watch
Fraud Watch, Off-Season 2026: goochshot Sold Wembanyama and Bought a Committee
goochshot went 18-3 last season, finished with the same number of trophies as the team that went 3-18, and walked away…
Alex Mercer·July 1, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Sam Presti’s Burner
A franchise named after the most relentless pick-hoarder in basketball put two actual Oklahoma City Thunder players on…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Wemby and friends
A franchise that calls itself Wemby and Friends did not draft Wemby. In the June 7 dispersal, lilsweet96 spent its…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Antidote
A team that renamed itself Antidote spent its first afternoon in this league doing the opposite of what a new franchise…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
Roster
Starting Lineup
Luka DončićPG
Tyrese HaliburtonPG
Josh GiddeyPG
Jalen JohnsonPF
Bam AdebayoC
Jaylen BrownSF
Walker KesslerC
Desmond BaneSG
Immanuel QuickleyPG
Bench
Dennis SchröderPG
Jerami GrantPF
Mitchell RobinsonC
Precious AchiuwaPF
Mark WilliamsC
Jarace WalkerPF
Brandin PodziemskiPG
Ausar ThompsonSG
Toumani CamaraSF
Terrence ShannonSF
Ronald HollandPF
Taxi Squad
Noa EssengueTAXI
Julian ReeseTAXI
Joshua JeffersonTAXI
Bruce ThorntonTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record14–7
Win %66.7%
Pts For7251
Pts Against6095
Rank#3 of 10
Roster Size24
Taxi Squad4
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
14–7#3
2024
7–14#9