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Tank Watchmatticus808 walked into this league in June, drafted Tyrese Haliburton, Walker Kessler, and Trey Murphy in the…
League DeskIn July, brodiedean8 finished giving away 2029. The first and third rounders went to goochshot for Julius Randle and…
Draft NotebookA traded first-round pick prices out at one thing: a wager that a specific franchise falls to the bottom by a specific…
Draft NotebookAJ Dybantsa prices out as the sharpest draft pick anyone in this league has made in a year, except it is no longer a…
Draft Notebookbrodiedean8 will not make a first-round rookie pick until 2030. That single line reorders how you read the rest of his…
Rebuild IndexThe word rebuild gets stapled to any team that isn't winning, and that's lazy. Losing is not a plan. A plan is a stack…
The Chat LogNatebarrett5 opened a garage sale in the middle of the group chat and priced everything to move. Five names hit the…
Draft NotebookThe 2028 first Natebarrett5 pried off brodiedean8 prices like a mid-first on paper and is likely to convey closer to…
Trade RetroEvery trade revisit we've run this week ended with a name. Natebarrett5 sold two hurt guards and the ledger coughed up…
Trade RetroBigSuge is quietly running the same play over and over this off-season, and it deserves a name, so here's my…
Power Rankingsalecb5 won the title in March and then spent the whole summer acting like a man who thinks one ring is a first draft…
Draft Notebookbrodiedean8's 2029 first-round pick prices like a late first if his win-now roster holds and like a lottery ticket if…
Trade Analysisbrodiedean8 sent Cameron Carr and a 2029 second-round pick to matticus808 for Yves Missi. That's it. One center in, one…
Trade Analysisgoochshot's Shep and Co. sent Cason Wallace to matticus808's Sam Presti's Burner, and got back three second-round…
Trade Analysisgoochshot sends Julius Randle and Isaiah Collier to brodiedean8. Back the other way come Davion Mitchell, Moussa…
The Chat LogThe thread opened like a mock draft and ended like a bachelor party nobody planned. brodiedean8 tagged the whole room…
Draft Notebook44Colt no longer owns a first-round pick in 2027, 2028, or 2029. Not one. The Injury Report sold all three off the…
Draft NotebookThree of the next two drafts' first-round picks sit on Natebarrett5's roster, and none of them started there. He holds…
Draft NotebookThe most valuable selection in the 2027 rookie draft won't be earned by whoever finishes last. It will be collected by…
The Chat Log9:12 PM. The chat turned into a horny improv show and a trade market at the same time. "Mine is 3 inches and yours is…
Trade RetroBack on June 24 we graded this one on faith, because half of it was still a promise. goochshot sent Victor Wembanyama…
Trade RetroBack on June 23, Natebarrett5 shipped Ja Morant and Jalen Green to BigSuge and got back three draft picks that, at the…
Trade RetroEvery dynasty has a GM who keeps making the same move, which is collapsing a pile of usable players into one name he…