THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Wemby and friends
A franchise that calls itself Wemby and Friends did not draft Wemby. In the June 7 dispersal, lilsweet96 spent its…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·3 min
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Franchise Profile
Antidote
GM: avery228
League Leader
0–0
2025 final · #0 in league · 0 pts
Coverage
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Antidote
A team that renamed itself Antidote spent its first afternoon in this league doing the opposite of what a new franchise…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: brodiedean8 Buys a Third to Swap Seconds With lilsweet96
Here is the whole thing, stripped to the studs. brodiedean8 (HeHateMe) sends lilsweet96 (Wemby and friends) a 2026…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: brodiedean8 Flips One Second for Two of matticus808's
The mechanics here fit on an index card. brodiedean8 sends one 2026 second-round pick to matticus808 and gets two 2026…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
Franchise Storylines
moment·Season 2026
avery228's complete 2026 dispersal draft haul (26 selections, 2026-06-07): R1 Anthony Edwards, R2 Jalen Brunson, R3 Franz Wagner, R4 Ivica Zubac, R5 Pascal Siakam, R6 OG Anunoby, R7 Derrick White, R8 Deandre Ayton, R9 Dejounte Murray, R10 Shaedon Sharpe, R11 RJ Barrett, R12 Payton Pritchard, R13 Andrew Nembhard, R14 Josh Hart, R15 Davion Mitchell, R16 Jordan Poole, R17 Will Riley, R18 Jerami Grant, R19 Obi Toppin, R20 Jalen Smith, R21 Cam Whitmore, R22 Dylan Cardwell, R23 Tobias Harris, R24 Luke Kornet, R25 [pick] 2027 R2 — orig. HeHateMe, R26 [pick] 2027 R3 — orig. alecb5
moment·Season 2026
ROUTINE_WEEK There were no notable upsets or dominant performances in Week 21.
Roster
Starting Lineup
Anthony EdwardsSG
Derrick WhiteSG
Jalen BrunsonPG
Franz WagnerSF
Pascal SiakamPF
Josh HartSG
Ivica ZubacC
Onyeka OkongwuC
RJ BarrettSF
Bench
T.J. McConnellPG
Dejounte MurrayPG
OG AnunobyPF
Deandre AytonC
Jordan PoolePG
Payton PritchardPG
Cam ThomasSG
Andrew NembhardPG
Shaedon SharpeSG
Cam WhitmorePF
Cameron BoozerC
Taxi Squad
Jaylon TysonTAXI
Allen GravesTAXI
Baba MillerTAXI
Trevon BrazileTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record0–0
Win %—
Pts For0
Pts Against0
Rank#0 of 10
Roster Size24
Taxi Squad4