TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: Nate Sold Two Injured Guards and Cashed the No. 1 Pick
Back on June 23, Natebarrett5 shipped Ja Morant and Jalen Green to BigSuge and got back three draft picks that, at the…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
Flat Earth Advocates
GM: BigSuge
Playoff Field
6–15
2025 final · #8 in league · 5727 pts
Coverage
FRAUDFraud Watch
Fraud Watch, Off-Season 2026: goochshot Sold Wembanyama and Bought a Committee
goochshot went 18-3 last season, finished with the same number of trophies as the team that went 3-18, and walked away…
Alex Mercer·July 1, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Wemby and friends
A franchise that calls itself Wemby and Friends did not draft Wemby. In the June 7 dispersal, lilsweet96 spent its…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·3 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: brodiedean8 Buys a Third to Swap Seconds With lilsweet96
Here is the whole thing, stripped to the studs. brodiedean8 (HeHateMe) sends lilsweet96 (Wemby and friends) a 2026…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
Franchise Storylines
moment·Season 2026
ROUTINE_WEEK There were no notable upsets or dominant performances in Week 21.
Roster
Starting Lineup
LaMelo BallPG
Kyrie IrvingPG
Ja MorantPG
Kevin DurantSF
Anthony DavisC
Jayson TatumSF
Alex SarrC
Jalen GreenSG
VJ EdgecombeSG
Bench
Draymond GreenPF
Nikola VučevićC
Andrew WigginsSF
Bobby PortisC
Myles TurnerC
Darius GarlandPG
Kevin PorterPG
Jonathan KumingaPF
Ryan RollinsPG
Zaccharie RisacherSF
Aday MaraC
Taxi Squad
Danny WolfTAXI
Walter ClaytonTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record6–15
Win %28.6%
Pts For5727
Pts Against6324
Rank#8 of 10
Roster Size22
Taxi Squad2
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
6–15#8
2024
8–13#7