TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: One Wemby Against Three Bodies and a Lottery Rookie
Back on June 24 we graded this one on faith, because half of it was still a promise. goochshot sent Victor Wembanyama…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Wemby and friends
GM: lilsweet96
Basement Dweller
0–0
2025 final · #0 in league · 0 pts
Coverage
FRAUDFraud Watch
Fraud Watch, Off-Season 2026: goochshot Sold Wembanyama and Bought a Committee
goochshot went 18-3 last season, finished with the same number of trophies as the team that went 3-18, and walked away…
Alex Mercer·July 1, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Wemby and friends
A franchise that calls itself Wemby and Friends did not draft Wemby. In the June 7 dispersal, lilsweet96 spent its…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Antidote
A team that renamed itself Antidote spent its first afternoon in this league doing the opposite of what a new franchise…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: brodiedean8 Buys a Third to Swap Seconds With lilsweet96
Here is the whole thing, stripped to the studs. brodiedean8 (HeHateMe) sends lilsweet96 (Wemby and friends) a 2026…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
Franchise Storylines
moment·Season 2026
lilsweet96's complete 2026 dispersal draft haul (27 selections, 2026-06-07): R1 Scottie Barnes, R2 Kon Knueppel, R3 Paolo Banchero, R4 Darius Garland, R5 De'Aaron Fox, R6 Michael Porter, R7 Domantas Sabonis, R8 Mikal Bridges, R9 Dyson Daniels, R10 Jarrett Allen, R11 Devin Vassell, R12 Bilal Coulibaly, R13 Paul George, R14 Kyrie Irving, R15 Kyle Filipowski, R16 Aaron Gordon, R17 [pick] 2026 R1 — orig. Wet Like I’m Book, R18 [pick] 2026 R1 — orig. alecb5, R19 De'Anthony Melton, R20 Quentin Grimes, R21 Rasheer Fleming, R22 [pick] 2027 R1 — orig. alecb5, R23 Jimmy Butler, R24 Miles McBride, R25 CJ McCollum, R26 Max Strus, R27 Kelly Oubre
Roster
Starting Lineup
De'Aaron FoxPG
Dyson DanielsPG
Mikal BridgesSF
Michael PorterSF
Domantas SabonisC
Bennedict MathurinSF
Victor WembanyamaC
Jarrett AllenC
Ace BaileySF
Bench
Paul GeorgeSF
CJ McCollumPG
Nickeil Alexander-WalkerSG
Devin VassellSF
Quentin GrimesPG
Sandro MamukelashviliC
Bilal CoulibalySF
Matas BuzelisPF
Jeremiah FearsPG
Ryan KalkbrennerC
Nate AmentPF
Injured Reserve
Jimmy ButlerIR
Aaron GordonIR
Kyle KuzmaIR
Taxi Squad
Kyle FilipowskiTAXI
Hannes SteinbachTAXI
Tarris ReedTAXI
Bennett StirtzTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record0–0
Win %—
Pts For0
Pts Against0
Rank#0 of 10
Roster Size27
Taxi Squad4