TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: brodie Bought One Name, 44Colt Bought a Roster
Every dynasty has a GM who keeps making the same move, which is collapsing a pile of usable players into one name he…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
The Injury Report
GM: 44Colt
13–8
2025 final · #4 in league · 6288 pts
Coverage
FRAUDFraud Watch
Fraud Watch, Off-Season 2026: goochshot Sold Wembanyama and Bought a Committee
goochshot went 18-3 last season, finished with the same number of trophies as the team that went 3-18, and walked away…
Alex Mercer·July 1, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Sam Presti’s Burner
A franchise named after the most relentless pick-hoarder in basketball put two actual Oklahoma City Thunder players on…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: 44Colt Buys Bridges and Claxton, matticus808 Hoards the Picks
44Colt, running The Injury Report, lands two rotation-grade NBA players and a 2027 second-round pick. Miles Bridges is…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
Roster
Starting Lineup
Keyonte GeorgePG
Devin BookerSG
Kawhi LeonardSF
Brandon IngramSF
Giannis AntetokounmpoPF
Evan MobleyC
Karl-Anthony TownsC
Miles BridgesPF
Norman PowellSF
Bench
Jrue HolidayPG
DeMar DeRozanSF
Zach LaVineSG
Kristaps PorziņģisC
John CollinsPF
Nic ClaxtonC
Tre JonesSG
Jabari SmithPF
Keegan MurrayPF
Max ChristieSG
Anthony BlackSG
Taxi Squad
Nolan TraoreTAXI
Egor DëminTAXI
Yang HansenTAXI
Koa PeatTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record13–8
Win %61.9%
Pts For6288
Pts Against5639
Rank#4 of 10
Roster Size24
Taxi Squad4
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
13–8#4
2024
16–5#2