TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: Nate Sold Two Injured Guards and Cashed the No. 1 Pick
Back on June 23, Natebarrett5 shipped Ja Morant and Jalen Green to BigSuge and got back three draft picks that, at the…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
Coopa Troopas
GM: Natebarrett5
Playoff FieldLast Seed
10–11
2025 final · #6 in league · 5617 pts
Coverage
FRAUDFraud Watch
Fraud Watch, Off-Season 2026: goochshot Sold Wembanyama and Bought a Committee
goochshot went 18-3 last season, finished with the same number of trophies as the team that went 3-18, and walked away…
Alex Mercer·July 1, 2026·3 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: Natebarrett5 Buys Up to Collin Murray-Boyles, Pays matticus808 in Sorber and a Second
Here's the actual transaction, stripped of spin. Natebarrett5 of the Coopa Troopas sends Thomas Sorber and his own 2027…
Ryen Russilloff·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: Natebarrett5 Sells Kalkbrenner to lilsweet96 for a Pick Bump
The bones of this one are simple, which is part of why it took me a second to figure out who actually walked away…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
Roster
Starting Lineup
Cooper FlaggSG
Brandon MillerSF
Dylan HarperSG
Zion WilliamsonPF
AJ DybantsaPF
Cedric CowardSG
Joel EmbiidC
Rudy GobertC
Donovan ClinganC
Bench
Dillon BrooksSF
Day'Ron SharpeC
Aaron WigginsSF
Scoot HendersonPG
Jared McCainSG
Kyshawn GeorgeSF
Bub CarringtonPG
Collin Murray-BoylesC
Yaxel LendeborgPF
Mikel BrownPG
Darius AcuffPG
Injured Reserve
Ty JeromeIR
Rob DillinghamIR
Jaylen WellsIR
Taxi Squad
Joan BeringerTAXI
Nique CliffordTAXI
Maxime RaynaudTAXI
Christian AndersonTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record10–11
Win %47.6%
Pts For5617
Pts Against6238
Rank#6 of 10
Roster Size27
Taxi Squad4
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
10–11#6
2024
3–18#10