THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Sam Presti’s Burner
A franchise named after the most relentless pick-hoarder in basketball put two actual Oklahoma City Thunder players on…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
Shane Gillis Alexander
GM: Nighthawk2334
On the Bubble
11–10
2025 final · #5 in league · 5789 pts
Coverage
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
CHATThe Chat Log
The Chat Log, Off-Season 2026: I'm a Fein
The Chat Log, Off-Season 2026: I'm a Fein The new guy announced himself to Da League in five words. "Oh we in here…
Nico Hart·June 27, 2026·2 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: matticus808 cashes Tyler Herro into youth and picks, Nighthawk2334 buys the scoring
matticus808, running the franchise listed as Sam Presti's Burner, sent Tyler Herro and Neemias Queta to Nighthawk2334…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
DESKLeague Desk
The 19-2 Warning Label
brodiedean8's 19-2 season still matters because it is the cleanest warning label in the league record. The verified…
Ben Harper·May 12, 2026·2 min
Roster
Starting Lineup
Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderPG
Austin ReavesSG
Jamal MurrayPG
Deni AvdijaPF
Alperen SengunC
Lauri MarkkanenPF
Jaren JacksonC
Tyler HerroSG
Jalen DurenC
Bench
Jakob PoeltlC
Wendell CarterC
Coby WhitePG
P.J. WashingtonPF
Saddiq BeySF
Santi AldamaPF
Neemias QuetaC
Collin GillespiePG
Tari EasonSG
Kel'el WareC
Injured Reserve
Fred VanVleetIR
Taxi Squad
Carter BryantTAXI
Yanic Konan NiederhäuserTAXI
Keaton WaglerTAXI
Alex KarabanTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record11–10
Win %52.4%
Pts For5789
Pts Against6151
Rank#5 of 10
Roster Size24
Taxi Squad4
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
11–10#5
2024
11–10#5