Franchise Profile

HeHateMe

GM: brodiedean8

19–2

2025 final · #1 in league · 7585 pts

Coverage

DIARYPlayoff Diaries

Franchise Diaries, Off-Season 2026: The Best Record in League History Is Still Trading

On the night of April 16, brodiedean8 was not thinking about basketball. He was on his couch, working through a queue…

Claire Donovan·August 5, 2026·5 min

TANKTank Watch

Tank Watch: The Losing Is the Whole Plan

matticus808 walked into this league in June, drafted Tyrese Haliburton, Walker Kessler, and Trey Murphy in the…

Alex Mercer·August 4, 2026·3 min

DESKLeague Desk

The Notebook, Off-Season 2026: brodiedean8 auctions off his 2029 draft

In July, brodiedean8 finished giving away 2029. The first and third rounders went to goochshot for Julius Randle and…

Ben Harper·August 3, 2026·2 min

REBUILDRebuild Index

Rebuild Index: The Presti Burner Is the Only Real Plan

The word rebuild gets stapled to any team that isn't winning, and that's lazy. Losing is not a plan. A plan is a stack…

Ryen Russilloff·August 1, 2026·6 min

DRAFTDraft Notebook

Draft Notebook: The Two Contenders Drafting Blind Through 2029

brodiedean8 will not make a first-round rookie pick until 2030. That single line reorders how you read the rest of his…

Evan Cole·August 1, 2026·4 min

DRAFTDraft Notebook

Draft Notebook: Only One of the Two Sell-Offs Will Actually Lose

The 2028 first Natebarrett5 pried off brodiedean8 prices like a mid-first on paper and is likely to convey closer to…

Evan Cole·July 31, 2026·4 min

CHATThe Chat Log

The Chat Log, Off-Season 2026: Just Release Them, Pal

Natebarrett5 opened a garage sale in the middle of the group chat and priced everything to move. Five names hit the…

Nico Hart·July 31, 2026·3 min

DRAFTDraft Notebook

Draft Notebook: The Best Names in This Class Are Already Rostered

AJ Dybantsa prices out as the sharpest draft pick anyone in this league has made in a year, except it is no longer a…

Evan Cole·August 2, 2026·4 min

Trade History

Gave Up (39)

Jared McCain
Toumani Camara
2025 R2 (brodiedean8)
2026 R2 (brodiedean8)
Norman Powell
Jonathan Kuminga
2025 R3 (brodiedean8)
2026 R3 (brodiedean8)
2027 R2 (brodiedean8)
2027 R3 (brodiedean8)
Jaylon Tyson
Kristaps Porziņģis
2025 R1 (brodiedean8)
Jarace Walker
2026 R1 (brodiedean8)
2027 R1 (brodiedean8)
Jusuf Nurkić
Collin Sexton
AJ Johnson
2028 R1 (brodiedean8)
2028 R2 (brodiedean8)
2028 R3 (brodiedean8)
Bilal Coulibaly
Jimmy Butler
Franz Wagner
Dyson Daniels
Aaron Nesmith
Russell Westbrook
Anthony Davis
Ryan Rollins
Dereck Lively
Naji Marshall
Ousmane Dieng
Egor Dëmin
Kevin Porter
Nick Richards
Davion Mitchell
Justin Edwards
Max Christie

Ended With (12)

Stephen Curry
Ebuka Okorie
Brayden Burries
Amen Thompson
Stephon Castle
Derik Queen
Chris Cenac
Trae Young
Jayden Quaintance
Sergio De Larrea
Karim Lopez
Ben Simmons

Netted from the full Sleeper trade ledger. See every deal →

Franchise Timeline

2026 Season

TradeAug 5, 2026

with matticus808

Got

2028 R3 (brodiedean8)

Gave

Meleek Thomas

TradeJul 20, 2026

with goochshot

Got

Julius Randle
Isaiah Collier

Gave

Davion Mitchell
Moussa Diabaté
2029 R1 (brodiedean8)
2029 R3 (brodiedean8)

TradeJul 2, 2026

with matticus808

Got

Yves Missi

Gave

Cameron Carr
2029 R2 (brodiedean8)

TradeJun 24, 2026

with lilsweet96

Got

2026 R2 (brodiedean8)
2026 R3 (lilsweet96)

Gave

2026 R2 (goochshot)

TradeJun 24, 2026

with matticus808

Got

2026 R2 (Natebarrett5)
2026 R2 (matticus808)

Gave

2026 R2 (avery228)

TradeJun 23, 2026

with avery228

Got

2026 R2 (avery228)

Gave

Onyeka Okongwu
Jaylon Tyson

TradeJun 23, 2026

with BigSuge

Got

2026 R2 (alecb5)
2026 R2 (goochshot)
2026 R3 (BigSuge)

Gave

Kevin Porter

TradeJun 12, 2026

with 44Colt

Got

Trae Young

Gave

Jrue Holiday
Brandon Ingram
Ousmane Dieng
Egor Dëmin
2026 R3 (alecb5)
2027 R3 (44Colt)

2025 Season

19–2Best Record

TradeFeb 16, 2026

with 44Colt

Got

2026 R2 (44Colt)
2027 R3 (44Colt)

Gave

Naji Marshall

TradeFeb 16, 2026

with goochshot

Got

2026 R3 (alecb5)

Gave

Dereck Lively

TradeFeb 7, 2026

with BigSuge

Got

Jrue Holiday
Derik Queen

Gave

Anthony Davis
Jonathan Kuminga
Ryan Rollins
2026 R3 (brodiedean8)
2027 R3 (Ctwhitaker1)

TradeJan 11, 2026

with goochshot

Got

Brandon Ingram

Gave

Russell Westbrook
Jalen Suggs
2028 R3 (Ctwhitaker1)
2026 R2 (michaelhebb)

TradeJan 8, 2026

with Ctwhitaker1

Got

2027 R3 (Ctwhitaker1)
2028 R3 (Ctwhitaker1)

Gave

Tobias Harris
Aaron Nesmith

TradeDec 29, 2025

with michaelhebb

Got

Tobias Harris
Amen Thompson
Stephon Castle
2026 R3 (brodiedean8)
2026 R2 (michaelhebb)

Gave

Jimmy Butler
Franz Wagner
Dyson Daniels
Shaedon Sharpe

TradeJul 14, 2025

with michaelhebb

Got

Jonathan Kuminga

Gave

Bilal Coulibaly

TradeJul 6, 2025

with 44Colt

Got

Jalen Suggs

Gave

DeMar DeRozan
2028 R1 (brodiedean8)
2028 R2 (brodiedean8)
2028 R3 (brodiedean8)

TradeJul 5, 2025

with Natebarrett5

Got

2025 R3 (brodiedean8)

Gave

2027 R3 (goochshot)

TradeJul 5, 2025

with goochshot

Got

2025 R3 (goochshot)

Gave

2026 R3 (alecb5)
2026 R3 (44Colt)

TradeJul 5, 2025

with alecb5

Got

DaRon Holmes
2026 R3 (alecb5)

Gave

AJ Johnson
2026 R2 (goochshot)

TradeJul 2, 2025

with 44Colt

Got

2025 R2 (alecb5)

Gave

Max Christie
2025 R2 (blakeeverroad)

TradeJul 2, 2025

with blakeeverroad

Got

Ben Simmons
2025 R2 (blakeeverroad)

Gave

Davion Mitchell
Justin Edwards
2025 R3 (44Colt)

2024 Season

16–5🏆 Champion

TradeFeb 24, 2025

with 44Colt

Got

2026 R3 (44Colt)

Gave

Collin Sexton

TradeFeb 24, 2025

with alecb5

Got

2025 R3 (44Colt)

Gave

Nick Richards

TradeFeb 23, 2025

with goochshot

Got

2026 R2 (goochshot)
2027 R3 (goochshot)

Gave

Jusuf Nurkić

TradeFeb 11, 2025

with Natebarrett5

Got

Stephen Curry

Gave

Brandon Miller

TradeJan 17, 2025

with michaelhebb

Got

Brandon Miller

Gave

Mikal Bridges
Jonathan Kuminga
2027 R3 (alecb5)
2025 R3 (brodiedean8)
2026 R3 (brodiedean8)
2027 R2 (brodiedean8)
2027 R3 (brodiedean8)
2027 R2 (44Colt)

TradeJan 5, 2025

with 44Colt

Got

Onyeka Okongwu
2027 R2 (44Colt)

Gave

Norman Powell

TradeJan 5, 2025

with alecb5

Got

Cameron Johnson
2027 R3 (alecb5)

Gave

Toumani Camara
2025 R2 (brodiedean8)
2026 R2 (brodiedean8)

TradeJan 5, 2025

with alecb5

Got

Shaedon Sharpe

Gave

Jarace Walker
2026 R1 (brodiedean8)
2027 R1 (brodiedean8)

TradeDec 7, 2024

with Natebarrett5

Got

DeMar DeRozan

Gave

Kristaps Porziņģis
2025 R1 (brodiedean8)

TradeNov 22, 2024

with goochshot

Got

Mikal Bridges

Gave

Jared McCain

Roster

Starting Lineup

Cade CunninghamPG

Amen ThompsonSG

Cost Jimmy Butler, Franz Wagner, Dyson Daniels, Shaedon Sharpe

Trae YoungPG

Cost Jrue Holiday, Brandon Ingram, Ousmane Dieng, Egor Dëmin, 2026 R3 (alecb5), 2027 R3 (44Colt)

LeBron JamesPF

Julius RandlePF

Cost Davion Mitchell, Moussa Diabaté, 2029 R1 (brodiedean8), 2029 R3 (brodiedean8)

Derik QueenC

Cost Anthony Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, Ryan Rollins, 2026 R3 (brodiedean8), 2027 R3 (Ctwhitaker1)

Nikola JokićC

Stephen CurryPG

Cost Brandon Miller

Stephon CastleSG

Cost Jimmy Butler, Franz Wagner, Dyson Daniels, Shaedon Sharpe

Bench

Ben SimmonsPG

Ayo DosunmuSG

Scotty PippenPG

Gui SantosSF

Brice SensabaughSF

GG JacksonPF

Yves MissiC

Isaiah CollierPG

Will RileySF

Ebuka OkoriePG

Brayden BurriesPG

Injured Reserve

Peyton WatsonIR

Karim LopezIR

Jayden QuaintanceIR

Taxi Squad

Ja'Kobe WalterTAXI

Bogoljub MarkovićTAXI

Chris CenacTAXI

Sergio De LarreaTAXI

2025 Final Stats

Record19–2

Win %90.5%

Pts For7585

Pts Against5970

Rank#1 of 10

Roster Size27

Taxi Squad4

Franchise History

2026

Pre-Season

2025

19–2#1

2024

16–5#1