TRADETrade Retro
Trade Revisit: brodie Bought One Name, 44Colt Bought a Roster
Every dynasty has a GM who keeps making the same move, which is collapsing a pile of usable players into one name he…
Bill Slimmons·July 20, 2026·4 min
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Franchise Profile
HeHateMe
GM: brodiedean8
19–2
2025 final · #1 in league · 7585 pts
Coverage
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: Antidote
A team that renamed itself Antidote spent its first afternoon in this league doing the opposite of what a new franchise…
Lauren Blake·June 29, 2026·4 min
RANKEDPower Rankings
Power Rankings, Off-Season 2026: Nobody Took the Crown Off alecb5 This Summer
Three franchises got built from scratch in a single afternoon in June, the old guard spent the off-season trading away…
Bill Slimmons·June 29, 2026·6 min
GRADESDraft Grades
Draft Grades: Every Pick, Every Franchise — The 2026 Dynasty Draft
The headline names already got priced. We graded AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson the day the board…
Evan Cole·June 29, 2026·11 min
CHATThe Chat Log
The Chat Log, Off-Season 2026: I'm a Fein
The Chat Log, Off-Season 2026: I'm a Fein The new guy announced himself to Da League in five words. "Oh we in here…
Nico Hart·June 27, 2026·2 min
STATEState of the League
State of the League: The Offseason Da League Split Into Two Clocks
The 2026 offseason did something no offseason in this league has ever done. It split Da League into two leagues…
Bill Slimmons·June 27, 2026·6 min
THESISFranchise Thesis
Franchise Thesis: HeHateMe
A franchise that calls itself HeHateMe opens with Stephen Curry, LeBron James, and Nikola Jokić, and does not hold its…
Lauren Blake·June 25, 2026·3 min
TRADETrade Analysis
Trade Grades: brodiedean8 Buys a Third to Swap Seconds With lilsweet96
Here is the whole thing, stripped to the studs. brodiedean8 (HeHateMe) sends lilsweet96 (Wemby and friends) a 2026…
Ryen Russilloff·June 28, 2026·3 min
Roster
Starting Lineup
Cade CunninghamPG
Amen ThompsonSG
Trae YoungPG
LeBron JamesPF
Julius RandlePF
Derik QueenC
Nikola JokićC
Stephen CurryPG
Stephon CastleSG
Bench
Ayo DosunmuSG
Peyton WatsonSF
Gui SantosSF
Brice SensabaughSF
Ja'Kobe WalterSG
Isaiah CollierPG
Will RileySF
Rasheer FlemingPF
Ebuka OkoriePG
Brayden BurriesPG
Meleek ThomasSG
Injured Reserve
GG JacksonIR
Yves MissiIR
Jayden QuaintanceIR
Taxi Squad
Bogoljub MarkovićTAXI
Karim LopezTAXI
Chris CenacTAXI
Sergio De LarreaTAXI
2025 Final Stats
Record19–2
Win %90.5%
Pts For7585
Pts Against5970
Rank#1 of 10
Roster Size27
Taxi Squad4
Franchise History
2026
Pre-Season
2025
19–2#1
2024
16–5#1