The Notebook, Off-Season 2026: brodiedean8 auctions off his 2029 draft
In July, brodiedean8 finished giving away 2029. The first and third rounders went to goochshot for Julius Randle and Isaiah Collier. The second had already…
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In July, brodiedean8 finished giving away 2029. The first and third rounders went to goochshot for Julius Randle and Isaiah Collier. The second had already…
Tank Watch
matticus808 walked into this league in June, drafted Tyrese Haliburton, Walker Kessler, and Trey Murphy in the dispersal, and had shipped all three…
Alex Mercer
The Chat Log
Natebarrett5 opened a garage sale in the middle of the group chat and priced everything to move.
Nico Hart
The Chat Log
The chat turned into a horny improv show and a trade market at the same time.
Nico Hart
Power Rankings
alecb5 won the title in March and then spent the whole summer acting like a man who thinks one ring is a first draft.
Bill Slimmons
On the night of April 16, brodiedean8 was not thinking about basketball. He was on his couch, working through a queue of superhero shows, and he told the…
“On the night of April 16, brodiedean8 was not thinking about basketball.”Claire Donovan · Franchise Diaries, Off-Season 2026: The Best Record in League History Is Still Trading
| # | Franchise | W | L | PF |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | HeHateMe | 19 | 2 | 7,585 |
| 2 | Shep and Co. | 18 | 3 | 7,089 |
| 3 | P. Giddey | 14 | 7 | 7,251 |
| 4 | The Injury Report | 13 | 8 | 6,288 |
| 5 | Shane Gillis Alexander | 11 | 10 | 5,789 |
| 6 | Coopa Troopas | 10 | 11 | 5,617 |
| 7 | The 3rd Options | 7 | 14 | 5,087 |
| 8 | Flat Earth Advocates | 6 | 15 | 5,727 |
| 9 | Ayton on Brodie’s Team | 4 | 17 | 4,938 |
| 10 | Ctwhitaker1 | 3 | 18 | 5,270 |
Every result, trade, and quote in this paper traces to the league record. Sleeper writes the facts. The chat writes the quotes. The staff writes around them, never over them.
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